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Go to Portrugul, they said.

You'll enjoy it, they said.

Take a week off after work and see the sights, they said.

Yeah. They say a lot of things. Assholes.

I haven't been more than five feet from my toilet in days. I think I shat out my liver two days ago.

Send assassains. I need a mercy killing.

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