Artie

Two things:

2024-11-09T10:20:30Z

I need a vcr repaired. Looks like possibly a mouse was living in it. Anyone bored and have some spare time?

Additionally, who tf is this and why are they are in our attic?

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xp_artie @ 2024-04-11T13:21:00

2024-04-11T03:22:23Z

Remember Doreen? This is the sort of stupid shit she'd have been responsible for.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4qOzzXrEsp/?igsh=a3kzMXBzOHRqM2cy

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xp_artie @ 2023-03-22T11:10:00

2023-03-22T00:15:19Z

Shorted out my phone and my synthesiser so now I'm having to type in rubber gloves.

For the record: still can't talk more than 'yes', 'no', 'more', 'want' and 'stop'. Once we realised all my mouth parts were fucked up and my brain wasn't wired for oral speech, all my childhood speech therapy went on using ASL and AAC. They were basically the only words I new how to say before, too and I wasn't great at them then, either.

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The weird shit we get in over the wires

2022-09-07T01:19:54Z

had a report. followed it up because my job is nothing if not glamorous. I'm sharing it because why the hell not? It's not linked to any of our ops, to the Brotherhood's current mercenary actions or, whatever.

Relevant facts are that a masked man shouting Shakespeare and Led Zepplin managed to break into the command compound of one of the various anti government militia there and murdered everyone in some horrifying ways involving what my guy tells me are actual, antique medieval war axes.. As an aside - some (most) of the various mercenary types out there are really just psychotic thugs who enjoy the way we've made the mass murdering serial killer life semi legitimate. All the people he murdered were also terrible but that's not the point.

My guy tells me he walked off into the distance singing "You are my sunshine" and like I said, there's a lot of weapon for hire types leaning into the psychotic lunatic life as hard as they can.

The local authorities, such as they are, are moving into the power vacuum.

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xp_artie @ 2022-07-29T08:06:00

2022-07-28T22:07:25Z

@Doug

So, researchers have found a way to turn dead spiders into necrobiotic grippers.

Putting this in the nightmares folder.

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1552662721124081664?s=20&t=Sb9jf5_vVtuWGFGPMIj25Q

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Open Message to Maya

2022-06-02T01:08:17Z

Hey, welcome to being old! It's all downhill from here. Trust me.

To celebrate, we're getting drinks in the DX. Bring your friends. Yes, this post is public.

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xp_artie @ 2022-02-13T14:14:00

2022-02-13T03:21:30Z

I normally stay quiet and just seethe inside but, hell. Screw it. I'll say what I really think for once.

Never forget that we live in an explicitly human superior world and our participation and lives are always conditional on humans. We've been fighting for the barest minimum - a little less murder, please - for years as though limited tolerance and what? Exclusion, unemployment, slums? Not being hunted by Sentinels, mad scienctusts or human militaries is an end goal, not a starting point.

We will never have equality under human institutions and laws.

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Since I keep seeing this goodamn misinformation crop up in the journals

2021-11-09T00:00:51Z

1) if you are fighting someone and you hit them in the head - even if you are sparring - you will cause traumatic brain injuries. these are otherwise known as brain damage.

that is what a concussion is. brain damage. multiple non concussive hits will also cause brain damage.

2) if you hit someone in the head with the aim of knocking them out, there is a chance that you will kill them. this is significantly higher than you would expect. if you do not hit them hard enough to kill, they might just kill you anyway.

3) this may not bother you if your options are: they die, they have potential life long brain injuries or you die and you would prefer to stay alive.

4) however, if your goal is generally not killing people, you should probably remember that any method of making a person unconscious in the field contains far higher risks of killing someone than you would expect, actually.

addendum: 5) the mansion and all teams located within it would likely be happier, healthier and more emotionally balanced if most people around here were not actually suffering some degree of post concussion syndrome.

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I am too freaking tired for this shit

2021-08-18T02:11:17Z

So, some scientists have grown ...brain pieces in a lab, for want of a better technical term that I can't really be bothered looking up again right now.

The brain pieces have eyes. More or less. They can perceive light.

Now, here's a question for the telepaths in the room: how many pieces of a brain do you need before it develops a rudimentary consciousness? and are we creating sad little trapped entities in jars (again)?

Anyone know a friendly telepath who wants to go break into a German lab and listen to some petri dishes and determine where we're at in the mad scientist scale?

Are we at normal and creepy or approaching the point where a strike team, some car bombs and a bullet in the back of someone's head are needed?

(X-Force have my full report already. This is the redacted version, because hell, some of you deserve nightmares about brains in jars, too.)

(I mean, y'all, what if the brain pieces have a link back to the astral plane and are hosting a disembodied consciousness because someone was psi sensitive.)

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I can't believe

2020-04-28T00:55:04Z

I went up to the attics today to look for some things I put into storage a while ago - some art materials I didn't need back when but since I'm spending more time around here right now, I thought, hey, let's have a weekend.

Do. Do you people never throw anything out at all?

I found some of Leech's toys. Leech.

He hasn't lived here in 14 years.

I found some boxes of crap that belong to a bunch of other people who are also long gone and I've dumped them in the front foyer. No, the original owners do not want them back because if they did, they'd have picked them up in the last ten years.

There's some classic VHS in there, some cassette tapes, some really fuuuuuuugly clothes Haroun used to wear. Have at it. I'm taking it all to the dump when I get around to it.

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Public service announcement:

2019-12-08T23:51:09Z

Laurie is a goddamn psycho who has publicly admitted to growing mold in the kitchen for science.

Yeah, I don't fucking know, either.

It is not our responsibility to let that bitch get away with this shit by cleaning up after her. Dump the crap in her room, sure but don't clean up after her.

She's 29. It's time she either got intensive therapy around social skills and living with other people or - for once in her fucking life - has to actually face the consequences of her actions.

"Hahaha, aren't I quirky and smart and interested in science" is bullshit when all you're doing is being obnoxious.

She's too to pull shit shit. it's not cure, it's not endearing. It's like - she's either got serious psychological problems or she needs to stop thinking that Zooey Douchenal is a role model or just move the hell out.

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xp_artie @ 2019-07-19T13:35:00

2019-07-19T03:37:07Z

Reasons 2 to 9999 why I'm never going to Tennessee all now start with "methgators".

Goddamn people.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/16/dont-flush-your-drugs-mkay-police-warn-of-the-possibility-of-meth-gators?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2cdcIE4l7BnHhTFWWcVCCtCv5tYSKSWrm-3QLqrz8aYC-92fN5k-lwsTY#Echobox=1563351804

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Cross Post from Instagram

2019-02-17T08:13:31Z

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As is traditional

2018-11-21T00:11:55Z

I'm going on a week long vacation. I will be on a beach in Thailand for Thanksgiving at a resort chosen entirely for the bottomless cocktails and because it is not run by people who celebrate Thanksgiving.

I loathe this holiday and everything it stands for.

I am going to drink my feelings and remember my dead instead.

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